Here’s a handy, searchable list of polling places in Allegheny County…
Here’s the PG’s election coverage…
Here’s the Trib’s election coverage…
And here’s a picture of Nixon bowling…

And let’s not forget that after voting, you’ll be so drained of energy, salt, and nitrates, you’ll need to replenish with Bacon Night at the Harris, which fits in well with the general theme, I think… I’d go, but I have an interview to confirm my appointment as Cultural Attache to Monaco, the result of some “favors” I did for certain high-level members of the Federal Government. I’m not at liberty to discuss, but I can say that [REDACTED]‘s a lot more fun than she lets on. You just have to get to know her as I have.