(Things to do while wishing a slow painful death on the woman in front of you on the plane who reclines her seat all the way to your hips while you’re just trying to read, godammit, just trying to read …)

I’m on assignment in the high desert somewhere East of Phoenix, Arizona where my agent and I are documenting, thorugh various mostly legal means, a project at a top-secret facility, where the rattlesnakes are the least of our problems. Them, you can at least hear coming, most of the time. The scorpions… They’re silent, but deadly. Much like a fart, except you get poisoned.

Regardless, the post this week will be abbreviated. Counting travel and shooting, yesterday was about 20 hours. I’m beat like the nieghbor’s kid, and we have to go out and do it all over again today. Here’s some stuff, though, just for shits and giggles…Friday, March 23
Bled Zeppelin , 9:00 p.m., RPMs, Bridgeville
Soucialism , 10:00 p.m., White Eagle, Sahsside

Saturday, March 24
Paintings and Silkscreen Prints by Phyllis Kindler, 6:00 p.m., Planet Art Gallery
Meet The Scientists – Bizarre Beasts from the Age of Mammals, 1:00 p.m., CMNH, Oakland
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Because Knowing Where To Go (and drink) Is Half The Battle
(Further Suggested Reading)
– Pittsburgh City Paper
– Pittsburgh Post Gazette
– Craigs List
– This Is Happening

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(* Note: “Flock� being, y’know.. very loosely-defined…)