Tonight, Brillobox, DJs J. Malls & Omar-Abdul crank up the funk-o-meter to 11. Why? Because it goes to 11, that’s why. The Big Throw Back party hits on a Thursday, and yeah, I know, there’s all this good TV on tonight. Like, umm.. What’s that show, the Friends show? With all the kids in New York? Yeah, that and the one with the doctors, umm, Rosemary Clooney’s nephew’s on it… Eh, whatever, look, dancing to funk and soul music is way better, and 4 out of 5 certified Doctors Of Funk agree. Wait, 4 out of 5? Hang on a second.

Ok, I had “a quiet word” with the fifth one and he’s come around to my way of thinking. Or rather, he will when he wakes up and they take the tube out. So now it’s 5 out of 5. The cost? 3 bucks at the door. It’s the best funk there is – it’s bargain funk. Funk you very much!