We’ve just received word that all state liquor stores will be closing early today. I mean, we can put a man on the moon, but we can’t keep the liquor stores open? It truly is a time of crisis, and it causes me to wail and gnash my teeth. One wonders what could be next… Will the Temple Curtain be rent asunder from top to bottom? Seas of blood? Dogs and cats living together? Mass hysteria!
Screw it… If I can get out of the bunker and off of the mountain here at the iheartpgh.com emergency survivalist compound (undisclosed location in Westmoreland county) I’m heading to D’s in Regent Square to watch the Pens game. Mmmm, beer.